星期六, 5月 06, 2006

Mi III sucks, Lun Jun Q


Now, first things first, this follows the same formula as the previous Mission: Impossibles.

1. Ethan is sent on an easy mission
2. Easy mission is partially successful
3. Ethan uncovers the real bad guy
4. Bad guy uncovers Ethan
5. Bad guy kidnaps Ethans love interest
6. Ethan makes a trade with bad guy involving some disasterous secret weapon for his girl
7. Trade goes south, Ethan gets his ass kicked by bad guy and just when the situation is at it’s most grim, he triumphs, saves the girl, kills the bad guy and makes sure secret deadly weapon is still safe
8. America, Fuck Yeah!

I left before the end because all are too predictable. I have to say, it was strange seeing Philip Seymour Hoffman as the bad guy, cause the main thing running through my head was “holy shit! Truman Capote is kicking Tom Cruise’s ASS!!!”
Maggie Q is a shame, her cantonese is like shit, try this "ngo ho lun jun" which should means "I am so clumsy" but Maggie Q s "I am so funking cheap")Oh god lun jun lun jun!!

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